Want to feel like you’ve really accomplished something today? We’re just guessing here, but we’d bet that you’ve always wanted to know how to make a pineapple bong. Face it, it’s a critical skill for your next tropical adventure. And, it’s peak pineapple season — so go pick out the perfect pineapple and get ready to snack your way through this easy, step-by-step tutorial. Now, go wash those hands and get out your best knife.
After you’ve carved yourself up a sweet pineapple bong, swing by the most popular pot shop on the East side for some tasty-fresh pineapple weed supplies. Belmar Marijuana Store in Bellevue has the best strains of weed in the Pacific Northwest.
How to Make a Pineapple Bong *Instructions start around 2:48
- A pineapple
- A sharp knife
- A cucumber
- A papaya leaf with a long stem, or some plastic tubing for the down stem
- An avocado pit to carve a bowl from – or a premade bowl
- A lighter and some pineapple weed!
Top Pineapple Strains for Pineapple Bongs
Pineapple Express from Cleo – starts at $17/1g
This sativa-dominant hybrid features a long-lasting, energetic buzz that saves the day when you need a bust of creativity and/or productivity.
Pineapple Haze from Top Shelf – starts at $45/3.5g
This mostly sativa strain smells just like pineapple! It’ll provide a bit of a cerebral spark, so you can have stimulating conversations with friends or strangers all night long.
Golden Pineapple from Phat Panda – starts at $17/1g
This hybrid strain has a fruity, tropical flavor, and provides a great escape from anxiety, stress and depression.
If making your own bong seems like too much work, Belmar Marijuana store has you covered. Swing by 614 116th Ave NE in Bellevue for some pineapple pre-rolled joints, vape supplies or concentrate. Open Monday through Friday, 8am to midnight – plus Saturday and Sunday from 9am to midnight.